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Things By Others 2006

Alan Dershowitz and the Writers' Strike croutonsShould I take a circular saw and a mirror and attempt to remove the stone of madness from within my head?

The Cat Text glass of milkMy mother was gone. It was a bump on her head, a big bump.

John Cage Water Walk duckI consider laughter preferrable to tears.

Confessions of a Lover, Spurned mittensThink of books as products and it follows that readers are customers.
[via Riley Dog]

Calendar Girl Ms. Pac-ManUnfortunately, my obsessiveness was incompatibly paired with a tendency to procrastinate.

Silly Things My 3-Year-Old Said That I'm Certain the Rest of the World Would Find Sweet and Cute soldier at Normandy beachThe reckoning is coming.
[via Riley Dog]

Look at Me faceI'm fading into the floor.

The Entire Ground Covered in Mattress hash pipeThis could not have been healthy for the turtles.
[via Riley Dog]

Green shuttle busOne of my lovers stayed behind after the others had left.
[via Riley Dog]

Struck a Chord leili

How Was it to Be Dead? peanutsnever tell anyone that you know how she or he feels unless you happen to be, just at that second, stabbing yourself with the very same knife in the very same place in the very same heart that she or he is stabbing.

Berryman's Bones skeletonThese days God is a lonely bitch and won't do anything I ask.
[via Riley Dog]

How Was it to Be Dead? peanutsnever tell anyone that you know how she or he feels unless you happen to be, just at that second, stabbing yourself with the very same knife in the very same place in the very same heart that she or he is stabbing.

Precinct toilet paperSonofabitch TV not-having fucker.

Antibabypillen jellothere is nothing so like a word

Failing and Flying antelopeEveryone forgets that Icarus also flew.
[via Riley Dog]

The Club electronsThere should be no misspellings and no bad grammar.

Humanity: God's Little Disappointment flyGenocide will always be with you.

John Koethe's Brains martiniI declined, I'm sad to say. I don't eat brains.
[via Riley Dog]

To You centerfielder diving for ballYour heart is like a foreign film without subtitles.
[via Riley Dog]

Sonograph barking dogThis is not a photograph.

Family with Young Children telephoneA sign of exterior fucking grace might sometimes be required.
[via Riley Dog]

Followup/Distraction kittensI figure there are two different kinds of distractions: the wide kind and the narrow kind.

Self help three folding chairsThrough my help, I'm getting a little better every day, which I take one day at a time.
[via Riley Dog]